








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 706 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1629 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1519 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3261 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,613,427 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3043 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dxdy | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | RIHARDINS | 50% | 226 |
| #3 | Вася из Ростова | 48% | 290 |
| #4 | Biruta | 45% | 240 |
| #5 | José Luis Montoya | 44% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dxdy | +5.63 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | RIHARDINS | +2.82 | 56 | 59 |
| #3 | ThomasTheTrain | +2.42 | 57 | 58 |
| #4 | Вася из Ростова | +2.06 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | Biruta | +0.13 | 55 | 41 |





