








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1004 | 21% |
| Smokes | 743 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1775 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1228 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,263 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nckz | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | sil3nt | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | MrEnvi | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | AVALANCHE_98 | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | AVALANCHE_99 | 42% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fendi | 85 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | AVALANCHE_99 | 74 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nckz | 62 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | sil3nt | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | AVALANCHE_98 | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrEnvi | +5.67 | 58 | 23 |
| #2 | sil3nt | +3.88 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | GoToTheSky | +1.10 | 46 | 45 |
| #4 | Fendi | -0.48 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | AVALANCHE_98 | -0.75 | 20 | 28 |





