








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 137 | 9% |
| Smokes | 503 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 384 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 562 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $103,529 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AVALANCHE_98 | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | scaramouche | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Nckz | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | GoToTheSky | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | BountyBadger | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nckz | 88 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | GoToTheSky | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | BountyBadger | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | scaramouche | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | AVALANCHE_99 | 22 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrEnvi | +5.99 | 63 | 22 |
| #2 | GoToTheSky | +1.78 | 41 | 39 |
| #3 | scaramouche | +1.68 | 36 | 40 |
| #4 | BountyBadger | +1.43 | 40 | 47 |
| #5 | AVALANCHE_98 | -0.18 | 12 | 23 |





