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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1004 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 639 matches | ||
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Renown | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11385 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4407 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6528 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4139 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,643,329 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | さようなら𖣂 | 58% | 554 |
| #8 | im artistic | 58% | 120 |
| #9 | KarMaHD | 57% | 227 |
| #10 | HaiX | 51% | 51 |
| #11 | 150k | 51% | 261 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rskomeow | 76 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | さようなら𖣂 | 53 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | KarMaHD | 32 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | im artistic | 32 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | kniven | 25 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarMaHD | 1054 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | さようなら𖣂 | 1002 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #3 | kniven | 574 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | rskomeow | 398 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | im artistic | 373 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0cC | +4.58 | 96 | 62 |
| #2 | entity | +1.46 | 94 | 49 |
| #3 | kniven | +1.07 | 88 | 54 |
| #4 | さようなら𖣂 | -0.17 | 90 | 47 |
| #5 | HaiX | -0.70 | 93 | 38 |





