








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1812 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1143 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1251 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1152 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,691 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a1zeN=D | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Yaku | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | FURIOUSSS | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | kniven | 64% | 61 |
| #5 | rskomeow | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | D0cC | 58% | 120 |
| #7 | さようなら𖣂 | 57% | 86 |
| #8 | KarMaHD | 56% | 32 |
| #9 | 150k | 32% | 28 |
| #10 | HaiX | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0cC | 18 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | rskomeow | 14 | 0.0257 |
| #3 | kniven | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | FURIOUSSS | 7 | 0.0310 |
| #5 | さようなら𖣂 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0cC | 532 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | KarMaHD | 151 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | kniven | 147 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | さようなら𖣂 | 132 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | rskomeow | 76 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FURIOUSSS | +4.83 | 95 | 58 |
| #2 | D0cC | +4.70 | 96 | 62 |
| #3 | kniven | +1.46 | 86 | 53 |
| #4 | さようなら𖣂 | +0.88 | 89 | 45 |
| #5 | KarMaHD | +0.14 | 87 | 48 |





