








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2016 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2285 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 984 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2004 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,390,271 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AngryBird | 464 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #2 | ✪MIKEY yAKson | 262 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪Willy Wockhardt | 227 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #4 | simdog | 119 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | KarMaHD | 111 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Willy Wockhardt | +5.21 | 98 | 75 |
| #2 | ✪MIKEY yAKson | +4.55 | 98 | 74 |
| #3 | AngryBird | +2.47 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | 𝓟𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆¢𝖍𝖎𝖓𝓸ツ | +1.56 | 91 | 63 |
| #5 | KarMaHD | +1.08 | 83 | 50 |





