








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2804 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3109 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1841 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2219 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,657 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [SSPP] andrea | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | Patatemonami | 57% | 72 |
| #3 | Isuniel | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | LeliuM | 48% | 144 |
| #5 | [YETI] tomignon | 45% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeliuM | 199 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Patatemonami | 172 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | [YETI] tomignon | 171 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | [SSPP] andrea | 131 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Isuniel | 125 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [SSPP] andrea | +6.09 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | JoJoNoKS | +0.44 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | Patatemonami | +0.13 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | [YETI] tomignon | +0.05 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | LeliuM | -0.92 | 42 | 57 |





