








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 976 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3572 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3858 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4264 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2801 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,069,091 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nessie | 337 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Patatemonami | 255 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | JoJoNoKS | 230 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | [SSPP] andrea | 165 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | marinox | 148 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [SSPP] andrea | +6.07 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | [YETI] tomignon | +2.19 | 65 | 47 |
| #3 | nessie | +1.24 | 35 | 42 |
| #4 | JoJoNoKS | +0.70 | 73 | 45 |
| #5 | Patatemonami | +0.46 | 63 | 50 |





