








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1031 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5128 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6047 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3953 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4843 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $500,404 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π¨π‘ππ« | Jsn | 76% | 45 |
| #2 | π¨π‘ππ« | Temperatur | 74% | 46 |
| #3 | Xelwrath | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | [Unex] spreGGo | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | π¨π‘ππ« | SeΓ±or | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π¨π‘ππ« | Temperatur | +2.83 | 64 | 50 |
| #2 | byte :) | +2.16 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | [Unex] fluffyNora | +1.58 | 58 | 45 |
| #4 | π¨π‘ππ« | SeΓ±or | +0.33 | 27 | 49 |
| #5 | Xelwrath | -0.35 | 50 | 44 |





