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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1524 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3395 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2595 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1722 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,648,955 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NPC#1 | 61% | 106 |
| #2 | [OG] BIGDOG | 60% | 65 |
| #3 | Endzeit | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | gort | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | T.R.A.C | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | gort | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | T.R.A.C | 51% | 57 |
| #6 | Fainted69 | 49% | 88 |
| #7 | MrParanoia_ | 45% | 71 |
| #8 | Meat Bong | 40% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fainted69 | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Meat Bong | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | MrParanoia_ | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | NPC#1 | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | gort | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrParanoia_ | 489 | 0.34 | 12 min |
| #2 | NPC#1 | 382 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Endzeit | 260 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Meat Bong | 225 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | [OG] BIGDOG | 206 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fainted69 | +2.76 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | T.R.A.C | +2.54 | 54 | 49 |
| #3 | gort | +1.81 | 83 | 43 |
| #4 | Majestic Booty | +1.15 | 70 | 36 |
| #5 | [OG] BIGDOG | -0.10 | 56 | 58 |





