








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 469 | 15% |
| Smokes | 672 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 970 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1008 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,997 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScreaM | 122 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Snickeeeers | 60 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | RoadMan B | 51 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rafael | 42 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ Sorry | 23 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Sorry | +5.62 | 93 | 51 |
| #2 | bård | +2.89 | 87 | 49 |
| #3 | ScreaM | +1.50 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | Rafael | +1.36 | 89 | 65 |
| #5 | RoadMan B | +0.65 | 85 | 56 |





