








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 462 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10526 | 51% |
| Smokes | 3960 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5234 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 989 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,901,792 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3084 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kILLER1 | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | ☣Eijou88☣ | 46% | 91 |
| #3 | velipirinen | 38% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kILLER1 | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | ☣Eijou88☣ | 46% | 91 |
| #3 | velipirinen | 38% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velipirinen | 19 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | ☣Eijou88☣ | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | kILLER1 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kILLER1 | 356 | 0.37 | 8 min |
| #2 | ☣Eijou88☣ | 240 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | velipirinen | 202 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kILLER1 | +1.72 | 53 | 63 |
| #2 | MiuMau | +0.94 | 53 | 57 |
| #3 | ☣Eijou88☣ | -2.54 | 39 | 65 |
| #4 | velipirinen | -2.97 | 22 | 43 |





