








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3094 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2553 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3047 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 782 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,939,345 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VI3 | 54 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | 3 AM NOT DIM | 20 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | DIM STXNCE | 12 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | BarbeQ | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Zhentis | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VI3 | 295 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | 3 AM NOT DIM | 291 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | BarbeQ | 226 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | DIM STXNCE | 204 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zhentis | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BarbeQ | +2.46 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | DIM STXNCE | +2.46 | 42 | 45 |
| #3 | Zhentis | +1.84 | 48 | 54 |
| #4 | VI3 | +1.28 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | Zywish | +0.77 | 61 | 50 |





