








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 741 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 416 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




168 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5422 | 12% |
| Smokes | 14341 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 12844 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 12696 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,801,899 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lean_ | 71% | 78 |
| #2 | west side bowling | 67% | 83 |
| #3 | MasterOogway | 55% | 164 |
| #4 | babytron | 55% | 201 |
| #5 | ☃toaf | 54% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r00[sz] | +2.46 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | babytron | +1.28 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | west side bowling | +1.16 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Lean_ | +0.98 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | ✪ Max | +0.50 | 69 | 57 |





