








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1078 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




171 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9183 | 21% |
| Smokes | 15181 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 7989 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 10492 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,625,156 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4050 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barrett | 78% | 130 |
| #2 | Goth Catgirl | 72% | 294 |
| #3 | sageno | 71% | 398 |
| #4 | sleeper! | 71% | 212 |
| #5 | spencer from icarly | 68% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jico | 294 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | jagr | 199 | 0.0253 |
| #3 | sageno | 90 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | swang | 74 | 0.0303 |
| #5 | spencer from icarly | 36 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spencer from icarly | +3.07 | 70 | 55 |
| #2 | barrett | +2.90 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | Goth Catgirl | +2.51 | 57 | 69 |
| #4 | jagr | +2.30 | 34 | 29 |
| #5 | edward | +2.11 | 71 | 54 |





