








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1698 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1713 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1914 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1697 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,191,210 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Space Cadet | 48% | 25 |
| #2 | Sly | 47% | 68 |
| #3 | thundie | 45% | 406 |
| #4 | Aurro | 42% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Space Cadet | 48% | 25 |
| #2 | Sly | 47% | 68 |
| #3 | thundie | 45% | 406 |
| #4 | Aurro | 42% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurro | 68 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | thundie | 63 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Sly | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | A Space Cadet | 7 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thundie | 1490 | 0.18 | 44 min |
| #2 | Aurro | 1032 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #3 | Sly | 153 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | A Space Cadet | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thundie | +3.21 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | did-ji | -1.48 | 64 | 38 |
| #3 | Aurro | -1.58 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | A Space Cadet | -1.94 | 52 | 35 |
| #5 | Sly | -2.34 | 44 | 56 |





