








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7427 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6321 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4859 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5576 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,894,541 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Space Cadet | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | did-ji | 45% | 406 |
| #3 | Aurro | 44% | 572 |
| #4 | Sly | 42% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Space Cadet | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | did-ji | 45% | 406 |
| #3 | Aurro | 44% | 572 |
| #4 | Sly | 42% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurro | 99 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | did-ji | 36 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | A Space Cadet | 10 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Sly | 9 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurro | 1583 | 0.14 | 39 min |
| #2 | did-ji | 492 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sly | 438 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | A Space Cadet | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thundie | +3.06 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Aurro | -1.48 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | did-ji | -1.61 | 63 | 38 |
| #4 | A Space Cadet | -1.85 | 54 | 33 |
| #5 | Sly | -2.55 | 46 | 56 |





