








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3449 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3216 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2473 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3606 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,737,597 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sharkie;D | 53% | 74 |
| #2 | l1llebror | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | RhoODo | 49% | 309 |
| #4 | backs- | 48% | 315 |
| #5 | Bjørn | 42% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | backs- | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | RhoODo | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Sharkie;D | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | (1Maskine1) | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Bjørn | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | backs- | 652 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | RhoODo | 546 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | Bjørn | 387 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #4 | (1Maskine1) | 272 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sharkie;D | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhoODo | +5.30 | 93 | 67 |
| #2 | Sharkie;D | +2.24 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | Bjørn | +1.92 | 79 | 75 |
| #4 | l1llebror | +1.89 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | backs- | +1.29 | 86 | 69 |





