








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2983 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4058 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3045 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4731 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,541,137 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sharkie;D | 59% | 92 |
| #2 | Bjørn | 51% | 84 |
| #3 | backs- | 51% | 326 |
| #4 | BOBO!!?? | 49% | 309 |
| #5 | Thrane | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | backs- | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Sharkie;D | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | BOBO!!?? | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | (1Maskine1) | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Bjørn | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | backs- | 623 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #2 | BOBO!!?? | 526 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Bjørn | 514 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #4 | (1Maskine1) | 261 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sharkie;D | 206 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhoODo | +4.51 | 92 | 66 |
| #2 | Sharkie;D | +1.32 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Bjørn | +1.02 | 76 | 77 |
| #4 | backs- | +0.69 | 85 | 70 |
| #5 | Thrane | -1.97 | 25 | 31 |





