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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 303 | 16% |
| Smokes | 575 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 494 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 483 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,141 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /Vio | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | bob | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | LeBron Raymone James Sr. 2.06 m | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | RASMAS ! | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | _immortal | 40% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /Vio | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | bob | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | LeBron Raymone James Sr. 2.06 m | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | RASMAS ! | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | _immortal | 40% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _immortal | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | LeBron Raymone James Sr. 2.06 m | 5 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | bob | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | /Vio | 2 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _immortal | 206 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | LeBron Raymone James Sr. 2.06 m | 78 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | /Vio | 31 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | bob | 26 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | RASMAS ! | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /Vio | +2.61 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | LeBron Raymone James Sr. 2.06 m | +2.59 | 48 | 64 |
| #3 | bob | +1.26 | 68 | 36 |
| #4 | _immortal | +1.13 | 57 | 55 |
| #5 | BartoTėvasGirtuoklisHomeris | -1.50 | 39 | 48 |





