








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1749 | 27% |
| Smokes | 999 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2415 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1329 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,155 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 797 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RASMAS ! | 58% | 78 |
| #2 | bob | 55% | 128 |
| #3 | _immortal | 50% | 112 |
| #4 | BartoTÄ—vasGirtuoklisHomeris | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RASMAS ! | 58% | 78 |
| #2 | bob | 55% | 128 |
| #3 | _immortal | 50% | 112 |
| #4 | BartoTÄ—vasGirtuoklisHomeris | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _immortal | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | bob | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | RASMAS ! | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | BartoTÄ—vasGirtuoklisHomeris | 4 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _immortal | 386 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | bob | 149 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | BartoTÄ—vasGirtuoklisHomeris | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | RASMAS ! | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBron Raymone James Sr. 2.06 m | +1.65 | 51 | 63 |
| #2 | RASMAS ! | +0.64 | 56 | 15 |
| #3 | bob | +0.12 | 66 | 41 |
| #4 | _immortal | -0.74 | 51 | 55 |
| #5 | BartoTÄ—vasGirtuoklisHomeris | -1.83 | 31 | 44 |





