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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 326 | 14% |
| Smokes | 509 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 804 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 650 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $466,177 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sn00py1310 | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Cruehh | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | SraylLP | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Usbal Gameing 1993 | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Cpt. Fentanyl | 52% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cpt. Fentanyl | 188 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | SraylLP | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | sn00py1310 | 47 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cruehh | 45 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Verjeys | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cha0s | +2.22 | 64 | 35 |
| #2 | Verjeys | +1.05 | 43 | 49 |
| #3 | 0559 | +0.80 | 33 | 49 |
| #4 | Usbal Gameing 1993 | +0.52 | 27 | 47 |
| #5 | sn00py1310 | +0.30 | 16 | 45 |





