








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1129 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1537 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1025 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1011 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,072 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Diddy | 67% | 43 |
| #10 | nicu | 67% | 107 |
| #11 | Giga *****_- | 63% | 41 |
| #12 | Laursen | 61% | 23 |
| #13 | Vecto | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simp | 19 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | nicu | 14 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Ph1ll1p | 14 | 0.0216 |
| #4 | Laura | 9 | 0.0170 |
| #5 | Vecto | 8 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simp | 395 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | nicu | 355 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Giga *****_- | 170 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Laura | 147 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #5 | Diddy | 121 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laura | +6.37 | 68 | 77 |
| #2 | Diddler | +5.59 | 91 | 61 |
| #3 | Laursen | +4.77 | 63 | 77 |
| #4 | nicu | +4.71 | 85 | 69 |
| #5 | Diddy | +4.45 | 75 | 74 |





