








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 501 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3689 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6352 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4335 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4363 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,899,746 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [KG]Balder | 52% | 82 |
| #2 | saratink | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | kiaku | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | TURSKAN TERSKA | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | homonaamio420 | 51% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | homonaamio420 | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | juhoristoaukusti | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | HardyGoesHard | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | И Θ Θ Β Η Џ И Ͳ Ӗ Я | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | rrelic | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rrelic | 792 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | [KG]Balder | 417 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #3 | homonaamio420 | 413 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | TURSKAN TERSKA | 248 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | И Θ Θ Β Η Џ И Ͳ Ӗ Я | 189 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kookoS | +5.17 | 52 | 76 |
| #2 | [KG]Balder | +1.35 | 23 | 70 |
| #3 | Ulokemies420 | +0.98 | 44 | 59 |
| #4 | homonaamio420 | +0.95 | 44 | 58 |
| #5 | HardyGoesHard | +0.68 | 16 | 54 |





