








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2492 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2145 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4889 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3102 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,660,417 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 614 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GANGSTALKER | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | sb [A]` | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | Subs | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | maceo | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | Kmatty | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kmatty | 54% | 85 |
| #6 | BF | 52% | 199 |
| #7 | s9an | 50% | 109 |
| #8 | m | 49% | 375 |
| #9 | rh | 45% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m | 73 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | BF | 64 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | rh | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Kmatty | 16 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | s9an | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m | 2787 | 0.35 | 54 min |
| #2 | BF | 654 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #3 | rh | 528 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | s9an | 348 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Subs | 185 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kmatty | +2.95 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | BF | +1.91 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | s9an | +1.29 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | m | +1.23 | 58 | 64 |
| #5 | maceo | +1.19 | 59 | 61 |





