








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Esplay | 14 matches | 2,000 | |
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 804 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1267 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1138 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1709 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $569,307 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiTKaT webset.dk | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Ryxxo | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | AbbLeu | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Lalisa (tjoeb) | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | AWP_NOTE | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | AWP_NOTE | 58% | 12 |
| #6 | Acozin☃ (个_个) | 57% | 28 |
| #7 | 5N42 | 57% | 37 |
| #8 | Get_Left | 55% | 31 |
| #9 | ScientistE | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Get_Left | 187 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #2 | 5N42 | 114 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ryxxo | 73 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Acozin☃ (个_个) | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | KiTKaT webset.dk | 51 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryxxo | +7.18 | 97 | 78 |
| #2 | Lalisa (tjoeb) | +4.41 | 90 | 58 |
| #3 | AbbLeu | +2.05 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | KiTKaT webset.dk | +1.56 | 88 | 73 |
| #5 | Get_Left | +1.52 | 83 | 68 |





