








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 526 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7234 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5968 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4942 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4455 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $808,464 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOni | 56% | 95 |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | 54% | 447 |
| #3 | HEFNER | 54% | 112 |
| #4 | {Pulla} | 54% | 114 |
| #5 | Kalevski | 53% | 689 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalevski | 20 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Wenska | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Käppers - PLATA-O-PLOMO- | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | OvelaKettu | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalevski | 1338 | 0.09 | 33 min |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | 1285 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #3 | Wenska | 493 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | HEFNER | 299 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | {Pulla} | 218 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szef | +2.07 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Kalevski | +1.77 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | JOni | +0.32 | 67 | 49 |
| #4 | HEFNER | +0.17 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | ✪Silver✪ | -0.31 | 67 | 65 |





