








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7106 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4164 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5641 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,122,270 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kicos | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | Boris | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Miyazono Kaori | 42% | 66 |
| #6 | Sebo | 42% | 72 |
| #7 | Cenedikt Bumberbatch | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebo | 234 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Maku | 192 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Miyazono Kaori | 173 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Boris | 102 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | kicos | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebo | +2.00 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | Miyazono Kaori | +1.54 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | Boris | +0.96 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | Maku | +0.92 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | kicos | -0.17 | 52 | 57 |





