








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 190 | 31% |
| Smokes | 151 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 110 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 157 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,532 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dutchy | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | The Dombox | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | sEIGHTη | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | WFN | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Shane | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | The Dombox | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | sEIGHTη | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | WFN | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Shane | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | ayane | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dutchy | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #2 | WFN | 10 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #3 | Shane | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | ayane | 8 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | sEIGHTη | 6 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WFN | +5.57 | 100 | 59 |
| #2 | Shane | +4.59 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | synergii | +1.63 | 89 | 71 |
| #4 | sEIGHTη | +1.13 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | The Dombox | -1.71 | 76 | 67 |





