








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1827 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1199 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1125 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1384 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,774 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tyco | 54% | 56 |
| #5 | spenzinhooo | 51% | 78 |
| #6 | RasBotinoodle | 50% | 20 |
| #7 | ♕Dylan♕ | 50% | 62 |
| #8 | Jar | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaidan- | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | spenzinhooo | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | RasBotinoodle | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spenzinhooo | 341 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | Jaidan- | 298 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♕Dylan♕ | 182 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | tyco | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | RasBotinoodle | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spenzinhooo | +2.09 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | tyco | +1.57 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Jar | +1.23 | 63 | 84 |
| #4 | ♕Dylan♕ | +0.78 | 91 | 73 |
| #5 | Jaidan- | +0.33 | 81 | 65 |





