








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 577 | 19% |
| Smokes | 641 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 855 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 980 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $263,741 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaidan- | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Sinfull | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | tyco | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | ♕Dylan♕ | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | spenzinhooo | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaidan- | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Sinfull | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | tyco | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | ♕Dylan♕ | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | spenzinhooo | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinfull | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Jaidan- | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinfull | 101 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | ♕Dylan♕ | 83 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jaidan- | 78 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | spenzinhooo | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | tyco | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaidan- | +2.69 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | tyco | +2.32 | 91 | 72 |
| #3 | ♕Dylan♕ | +1.94 | 92 | 77 |
| #4 | spenzinhooo | +1.46 | 93 | 71 |
| #5 | BeerFade | +0.68 | 91 | 57 |





