








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1345 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2222 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2098 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1882 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,230 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seppi | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ✪ イマリカツ | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | cage | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | 突出Aimzy | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Nxva.- | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cage | +2.36 | 72 | 51 |
| #2 | Nxva.- | +1.93 | 82 | 30 |
| #3 | 突出Aimzy | +1.72 | 58 | 48 |
| #4 | Seppi | +1.32 | 82 | 45 |
| #5 | KOLA | +1.14 | 71 | 59 |





