








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1884 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7137 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4004 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4033 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4578 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,649,386 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 05enko | 60% | 91 |
| #2 | Vortal | 56% | 213 |
| #3 | clover | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | Luna | 53% | 209 |
| #5 | WOLFSEGGS | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luna | 24 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | clover | 17 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | 05enko | 17 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Vortal | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | syl | 7 | 0.0195 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vortal | 544 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | b_mbyz | 240 | 0.34 | 6 min |
| #3 | clover | 187 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Luna | 130 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | snifflepilled sobmaxxer | 123 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clover | +5.14 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | syl | +4.67 | 62 | 67 |
| #3 | RinRi | +4.04 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | b_mbyz | +1.58 | 59 | 70 |
| #5 | WOLFSEGGS | +1.28 | 56 | 28 |





