








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1133 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1422 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1080 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1471 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,907 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bellybutton | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | s1dxd | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | OskarSon | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Marenekk | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Martin | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riky | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Bellybutton | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | OskarSon | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Martin | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OskarSon | 95 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Martin | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bellybutton | 64 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Riky | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | s1dxd | 52 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiX-_- | +2.62 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Marenekk | +0.67 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | Bellybutton | +0.20 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | OskarSon | -0.36 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | Riky | -1.31 | 50 | 57 |





