








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 876 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1087 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 866 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1112 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $410,801 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OskarSon | 169 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Bellybutton | 119 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | twiX-_- | 88 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Riky | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | s1dxd | 37 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiX-_- | +2.65 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Bellybutton | +0.28 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | s1dxd | +0.10 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | OskarSon | -0.28 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | Riky | -1.00 | 61 | 59 |





