








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1580 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2836 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3189 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1366 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2959 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,936,444 of utility $310 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | %3dASFD | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Dazzlewind | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | _Bear | 48% | 136 |
| #4 | JESSMI3 | 45% | 38 |
| #5 | 我不是每月 | 41% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Bear | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | 情緒小姊的狗 | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | 我不是每月 | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | raintty | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | %3dASFD | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | %3dASFD | +5.29 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | Dazzlewind | +3.64 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | raintty | +2.71 | 51 | 58 |
| #4 | AK妹 | +0.80 | 26 | 50 |
| #5 | _Bear | +0.33 | 50 | 61 |





