








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 991 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1530 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1716 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 992 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,884 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LimOn4o | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ☢︎Double[F]♠︎[X] ☣ | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Валкирия | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ✪cyborg | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | FRAGMIRAL | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪cyborg | +2.91 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | LimOn4o | +1.49 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | [PepSi]ЯкоСеГазира | +1.46 | 87 | 15 |
| #4 | Jack Sparrow® | +1.31 | 84 | 55 |
| #5 | ☢︎Double[F]♠︎[X] ☣ | +1.26 | 81 | 55 |





