








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 687 | 19% |
| Smokes | 936 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1231 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 675 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,563 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪cyborg | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | jimi.boi | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Dann3y | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | [PepSi]ЯкоСеГазира | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | FRAGMIRAL | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGMIRAL | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Jack Sparrow® | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | LimOn4o | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪cyborg | +3.96 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | [PepSi]ЯкоСеГазира | +2.93 | 82 | 27 |
| #3 | ♛⭕⃤ [F]i[X]⭕⃤⛟ | +1.37 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | Jack Sparrow® | +0.46 | 85 | 44 |
| #5 | Dann3y | +0.24 | 81 | 56 |





