








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,398 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4741 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1772 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 5287 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3893 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,336,294 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Sillen | 51% | 101 |
| #2 | Isola | 50% | 231 |
| #3 | mIj | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | Mecke | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | sIW ♿ | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isola | 800 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | ceko/tim | 189 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | sIW ♿ | 173 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | mIj | 156 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | ★ Sillen | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ceko/tim | +1.84 | 50 | 59 |
| #2 | Isola | +1.57 | 43 | 63 |
| #3 | Mecke | +1.43 | 65 | 38 |
| #4 | ★ Sillen | +0.39 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | v1cEy | -0.39 | 41 | 59 |





