








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1057 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2515 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1144 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,202 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy Wirus | 55% | 163 |
| #2 | Atone | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | atrax | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | herediax | 49% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy Wirus | 55% | 163 |
| #2 | Atone | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | atrax | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | herediax | 49% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy Wirus | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | herediax | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | atrax | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Atone | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atone | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | atrax | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | herediax | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Andy Wirus | 31 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy Wirus | +1.97 | 55 | 35 |
| #2 | SHOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRRRTTT | +1.58 | 64 | 50 |
| #3 | Atone | +0.84 | 39 | 58 |
| #4 | herediax | -2.17 | 37 | 33 |
| #5 | atrax | -2.78 | 41 | 43 |





