








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3835 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5451 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1948 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3960 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,663,677 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekku | 62% | 63 |
| #2 | tomep | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | skafu | 59% | 61 |
| #4 | FrateX-ES ⚡ | 57% | 119 |
| #5 | emep =D | 55% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoHE | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | syfilisko | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | nagex =) | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | kala | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | emep =D | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomep | +4.90 | 85 | 76 |
| #2 | emep =D | +4.73 | 87 | 81 |
| #3 | FrateX-ES ⚡ | +4.55 | 91 | 36 |
| #4 | skafu | +3.77 | 97 | 57 |
| #5 | ekku | +1.75 | 89 | 62 |





