








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 468 matches | ||
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 237 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5592 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5569 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 9997 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 11138 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,534,031 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1700 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karma 业力 | 60% | 48 |
| #2 | Rexpac | 52% | 613 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karma 业力 | 60% | 48 |
| #2 | Rexpac | 52% | 613 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexpac | 43 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexpac | 1591 | 0.13 | 35 min |
| #2 | Karma 业力 | 191 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karma 业力 | +1.35 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | πyke | +0.89 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | Rexpac | +0.82 | 71 | 57 |





