








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 198 | 34% |
| Smokes | 203 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 25 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 149 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,778 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cameron | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | speedstyle | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | zzzzzzzzz FF already... | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Mikel | 45% | 99 |
| #5 | Joshua | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speedstyle | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Cameron | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Mikel | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Sfizio | 38 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Cameron | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | zzzzzzzzz FF already... | 27 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | 『Pika1928』 | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mikel | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zzzzzzzzz FF already... | +8.65 | 67 | 36 |
| #2 | Mikel | +3.13 | 45 | 2 |
| #3 | Cameron | +3.09 | 55 | 37 |
| #4 | ✪ Sfizio | +2.36 | 56 | 51 |
| #5 | speedstyle | +1.83 | 75 | 19 |





