








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1204 | 12% |
| Smokes | 565 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 3495 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4615 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,331,506 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 488 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toast | 58% | 103 |
| #2 | Wrath Senpai | 57% | 58 |
| #3 | amore | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Hamze46 | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | ✪ Danski | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hamze46 | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | ✪ Danski | 48% | 54 |
| #6 | Provable | 48% | 130 |
| #7 | Joe Hendry Believer | 47% | 146 |
| #8 | john f kennedy | 44% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe Hendry Believer | 26 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | john f kennedy | 13 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Toast | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | amore | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | ✪ Danski | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john f kennedy | 475 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | Provable | 271 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Toast | 241 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Joe Hendry Believer | 166 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✪ Danski | 142 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wrath Senpai | +3.70 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | dumbazz | +3.55 | 85 | 31 |
| #3 | Provable | +2.51 | 58 | 44 |
| #4 | ✪ Danski | +2.01 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | amore | +0.93 | 75 | 32 |





