








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3272 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3807 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 449 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 2447 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,327 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vIN | +8.51 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | Specific Ocean | +3.80 | 79 | 16 |
| #3 | Moonshine dog | +0.46 | 34 | 38 |
| #4 | sojuu | -0.44 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | hotter den a mug | -1.54 | 43 | 43 |





