








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 51% |
| Smokes | 1872 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 96 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 115 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,730 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | playboy stewie | 53% | 144 |
| #6 | #showhole! | 52% | 85 |
| #7 | Specific Ocean | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | gadunka | 46% | 65 |
| #9 | 紅色夢想 | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Courier 56 | +9.70 | 85 | 46 |
| #2 | SpaceUS | +6.52 | 83 | 2 |
| #3 | Specific Ocean | +3.87 | 68 | 9 |
| #4 | Moonshine dog | +0.86 | 31 | 35 |
| #5 | #showhole! | -0.33 | 50 | 38 |





