








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1465 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1297 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1742 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,866 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fredd | 21 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | ungspiller1 | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | natalie imbruglia | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Soto | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Chr1zN | 4 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natalie imbruglia | 367 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #2 | fredd | 360 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ungspiller1 | 201 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Soto | 142 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Chr1zN | 65 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chr1zN | +6.46 | 83 | 83 |
| #2 | Soto | +1.48 | 73 | 80 |
| #3 | Leonardo. | +0.50 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | fredd | +0.43 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | natalie imbruglia | +0.05 | 67 | 70 |





