








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1230 | 38% |
| Smokes | 758 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 530 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 737 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,264 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Leonardo. | 57% | 67 |
| #6 | fredd | 57% | 30 |
| #7 | Chr1zN | 54% | 24 |
| #8 | ungspiller1 | 54% | 50 |
| #9 | MikAh! | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fredd | 8 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | Chr1zN | 5 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Leonardo. | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ungspiller1 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Soto | 3 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo. | 136 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Soto | 120 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #3 | ungspiller1 | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | fredd | 107 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Chr1zN | 97 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chr1zN | +6.27 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | Soto | +2.24 | 69 | 83 |
| #3 | fredd | +1.22 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Leonardo. | -0.01 | 79 | 49 |
| #5 | ungspiller1 | -0.04 | 60 | 64 |





