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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2256 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1706 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1645 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $306,186 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 965 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KukkaKaali | 48% | 33 |
| #2 | _wiikz_ | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | jäätelö | 45% | 135 |
| #4 | He ho goons | 43% | 127 |
| #5 | KALOPTERI | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KALOPTERI | 43% | 49 |
| #6 | Anka_Ankka | 43% | 178 |
| #7 | Sauna Timo | 42% | 36 |
| #8 | Pave | 38% | 71 |
| #9 | Peks1 | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | He ho goons | 34 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | Anka_Ankka | 23 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | jäätelö | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Pave | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | KALOPTERI | 6 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jäätelö | 219 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | He ho goons | 171 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sauna Timo | 125 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Anka_Ankka | 98 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pave | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauna Timo | +2.88 | 50 | 72 |
| #2 | friendlyMK | +1.61 | 40 | 55 |
| #3 | He ho goons | +0.98 | 34 | 37 |
| #4 | KALOPTERI | +0.04 | 48 | 44 |
| #5 | jäätelö | -0.42 | 33 | 30 |





