








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4012 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2954 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3316 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1917 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,218 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOS CRACIUN | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | Andrewツ | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Rizu aka Dandalaian | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | Cioara greu deucis | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | rRs2k24 | 51% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Beleaua | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 48% | 95 |
| #8 | Cat Bug | 48% | 29 |
| #9 | sofer pe deagle | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | El Coyote Mehicano | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cioara greu deucis | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Beleaua | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | MOS CRACIUN | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | El Coyote Mehicano | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rRs2k24 | 468 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 451 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Cioara greu deucis | 138 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | MOS CRACIUN | 104 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Cat Bug | 102 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrewツ | +1.36 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | ElGustavao | +0.90 | 52 | 70 |
| #3 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | +0.80 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | Cat Bug | +0.79 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Cioara greu deucis | +0.53 | 69 | 50 |





